My boyfriend wants me to move into his apartment. I love him but I’m just not sure I’m ready for this step. How can I tell him that I need more time without giving him the wrong idea?

Signed,

Love Him but won’t Move In

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Dear Tamarin Monkey,

I’ve noticed that coworker of mine has been stealing office supplies and taking them home. I thought I could just ignore it, but the other day when I needed a new pack of staples, they were all gone! I’ve mentioned it to him, but he denies everything. Should I mention it to his boss and risk looking like a tattle tale, or should I try to take a poloriod of him in the act?

Signed,

White Out White Collar Crime

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